Tired Of Reading “vanilla” Horoscopes – The Whole Truth About The Signs Of The Zodiac!
If you’re tired of “good” horoscopes. We have collected for you the most accurate quotes that describe each zodiac sign:
Aries.
Aries are often considered selfish, but they simply know how to live for themselves. They are not arrogant at all – they simply do not consider it necessary to smile at everyone they meet. They are not insolent, but they also do not mince words. They are not jealous, but they want to be the only one. Some believe that there is no one more stubborn than Taurus, Capricorn, and Scorpio. Ha! They just didn’t try to out-argue Aries! The Aries Woman is a real book written for one man. If he didn’t understand it, then it wasn’t written for him! If Aries doesn’t smile, hug him; if it slows down, kiss it; if he throws a tantrum, feed him! Strangely, Aries has not yet become extinct, given their boundless trust in people and rare straightforwardness.
Many people live all week waiting for Friday, all month waiting for the holiday, all year waiting for summer, all their lives waiting for happiness… Aries knows how to enjoy every day and enjoy every minute. Aries’s trust is like brain cells: once lost, it cannot be restored. Do not rush to tell Aries that he is bad. Think about it: what forced him not to be good towards you? Don’t deceive Aries: he will prefer the bitter truth to a sweet lie. And he will not forgive anyone for deception! Aries are not ideal – neither in appearance nor in character. But they are the best at being themselves.
Taurus.
Paradise for Taurus is any place on Earth where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays, and bosses. Men believe that women need cool guys with money… But 90% of Taurus would choose the Bear from the cartoon about Masha. Taurus women can surprisingly combine both, without which it is impossible to live, and the one with which it is impossible to live… Well, Taurus cannot stick their tongue up their ass! There was already sewing, and a diploma of higher education, and dreams of a chocolate-curly future, and a prince with a horse! If Taurus wants chocolate, then they go and eat chocolate. Because if they eat fruits, vegetables, salad, fish, and so on instead, then they will still eat chocolate! Even if life is an ass, Taurus will find beautiful lace panties for it. It’s not difficult with Taurus women: hugged, complimented. If nothing comes to mind, ask: “Do you want to eat?” And that’s all: you are the perfect man!
Happiness for Taurus means traveling a lot, eating delicious food, and sleeping with your loved one. Yes, Taurus are terrible owners. If something belongs to them, then it is only theirs and no one else’s. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a person or a thing. But they love what Taurus considers “theirs” more than anything in the world. Taurus are so faithful that even when crossing the road they do not look to the left.
Gemini.
Geminis love everyone who treats them well. Even if Geminis don’t talk to you often, don’t think they don’t value you. Geminis aren’t a piece of cake to suit everyone’s taste. They are a nut to crack that not everyone can handle! Gemini’s motto: if you can’t, but really want to, then you have to!
Do you know what Geminis want? They want the summer, warm, breath-taking wind of change to blow and blow away everything unnecessary from their lives!
If Gemini decides to make someone happy, then nothing will save the person! You will never be able to find out what is in Gemini’s soul if they don’t want to. But if they trust you, know: you are one of their closest friends!
Geminis can only be surprised by love. Real, sincere, without deception and betrayal. Gemini has already seen everything else. Geminis do not like to impose themselves. When they feel that a person is not treating them the way they used to, they begin to distance themselves.
Gemini women love confident men. Brave, endowed with brains, not chewing cotton wool. Men who decide, take responsibility, think quickly, and do not doubt, create, and do not destroy, think, and lead them. Gemini women cannot be re-educated. They can only crash like waves against the rock called “a real man” and calm down.
Cancer.
Cancers don’t have time to hate those who hate them because they are too busy loving those who love them. Cancers don’t take to heart criticism from someone who hasn’t achieved anything in life. If you’re asked What you want more – Cancer or a million euros, answer: Cancer. Because they won’t give you money anyway, but it’s cozy with Cancer! Sometimes a 90-year-old grandmother moves into Rakov. She mumbles and hates everyone. Cancers have an excellent memory, so when Cancers say “I don’t remember,” they simply don’t want to talk about it. Cancers know how to live in a family best of all. They put their whole soul into it. And in general, it looks like Cancers invented the family!
When Cancers are happy, they don’t shut up. But when they are sad, you can’t get a word out of them. The family lasts as long as the Cancers want it. As long as they can endure, stretch, endure, the family will last. A marriage breaks down when their patience breaks down. One of the most important problems of Cancers is that they become very attached to people. When the patience of Cancer reaches its limit, complete chaos begins.
Leo.
Hugging is probably one of the most passionate forms of showing love for Leo because it makes you feel safe and close to the person. It feels like all the sorrows have gone away, and this is one of the most amazing feelings in the world. Many women are concerned with the question: “How to keep a man?” But Leo women know that if you want to be truly happy, you shouldn’t live with a man you need to keep.
It’s amazing how little time it takes Leos to move from the stage of “how worried and worried I am” to “Oh, go to hell!” For some, Leos are the sun, for others – sunstroke! And for some, there is no chance at all… Leo is never alone. Inspiration, appetite, laziness, or fuck-up constantly comes to him!
The strong character of Leo is, as a rule, built from the bricks that were thrown at him. Lions would like God to give them a guardian angel not with wings, but with a club. So that at the right moment – grist! – and Leo immediately realized his mistake and managed to act differently. Before playing with Leo, make sure that Leo is not playing with you.
Leos hate flattery, lies, and gossip behind their backs. Don’t like something? Tell Leo about it to his face. What was said behind your back will remain there – along with the one who said it. Leos do not want life to be striped like a zebra; they want her to be as bright as a parrot!
Virgo.
Virgo is not a ratio of weight and height, it is a ratio of intelligence, taste, and self-confidence. Virgos quickly get tired of being strong women, they get tired of “understanding”, “getting into position” and “forgiving”. Sometimes Virgos simply hate themselves because take everything to heart.
When Virgo asks something, it is better to answer the truth, because she most likely already knows the answer. Virgo’s wisdom, combined with cunning, gives an effect that no higher education can give. Appreciate Virgos who give you a second chance. This means that their love is so strong that their heart is strong enough to give you another try.
Virgo never really worries about the fact that there are many difficulties in her destiny. She uses them, like everything else in her life, to move forward. The best way to end an argument with Virgo is to pretend to be dead.
Smart and meticulous Virgos know how to exert a serious influence on those who have the right to make responsible decisions. And they use it successfully. To maintain relationships, Virgos should use their innate stubbornness in limited quantities.
Libra.
All Libras have two lives: one is seen by all those who surround them, and the other they live alone. Libras would like to at least sometimes press the “don’t think” button and just enjoy life. What Libra says and what they feel are often different things.
Libras should learn not to hide from their problems, but to choose some solution and immediately follow it. Libras need sincere and beautiful feelings because Libras are also romantics. It is important for them that everything is beautiful. Libras are amazing people: they can find something good in any person.
Libra, like no one else, needs absolute confidence that they are loved. Confidence is more than once supported by action. There is no sadder story in the world than the story of Libra the owls, who, by the will of fate, have to live like larks. Libras very rarely try to tear off people’s masks – they understand perfectly well that these are often not masks, but muzzles …
Libra should periodically try to look at their relationships with people from the point of view of these people: imagine themselves for a second as them, and them as you.
Scorpio.
Scorpios are people who desperately need to find a balance between calmness and energy. About 98% of Scorpios’ problems would be solved if they calmed down and stopped thinking too deeply about these problems. Scorpios owe the strength of their character to those who challenged them in difficult times. stepping on the bandwagon instead of reaching out.
In every Scorpio, there live two people: one is calm and silent, and the second appears when the first is offended. And this meeting promises the worst for the offenders! Scorpios can pretend that they did not notice the spit in the soul, but this does not mean that they forgot about it: the rancor of Scorpios is ineradicable.
Scorpio likes people who are easy to communicate with, simple-minded, sincere, and who do not hide their feelings. Scorpios should not build fantastic theories to explain people’s incomprehensible behavior – it is better to learn to ask direct questions. Scorpios rarely show aggression right away – they warn, hint, and give signs. Don’t wait until they run out of patience!
It seems that Scorpios love difficult life situations because it is in their nature to strive to save someone, get out of a difficult situation, and generally turn their life from gray into bright and colorful, filled with emotions and movement. It is about Scorpios that we can say that they are the same “black cats”: if they cross the road, no amount of “pah-pah” will help.
Sagittarius.
99% of Sagittarius were born so that the road became the meaning of their existence in one way or another. Sometimes friendships simply end. Without betrayal, quarrels, and reasons – you just become different, and everyone goes their way. Over the years, the circle of friends becomes narrower. But those who remain are no longer just friends for Sagittarius, but family.
When meeting a Sagittarius, it is advisable (even mandatory if Sagittarius becomes your loved one) to find out exactly how this Sagittarius understands justice. And never to offend this justice is dearer to yourself, believe me! Sagittarians love with their hands. They need to touch you, stroke you, feel you, poke you in the side, or tickle you. Doesn’t touch – doesn’t love.
If Sagittarius and his girlfriends (also Sagittarius, Aries, or Scorpio) are brought together and given a drink, then they can be sent to war as a psychological weapon so that the enemy loses orientation in time and space – and at the same time, combat effectiveness!
Sagittarius women have learned a lot of useful things from men: to knock each other out with a wedge, avoid answering, not call back, choose the best, and have fun – but they are often reproached for this by the same men. Sagittarius is not so weak to endure insults, not so strong to forgive them, but not so evil as to take revenge. Therefore, most often they simply turn their backs on the offender. Forever.
Very often, for Sagittarius, circumstances are such that you can hope for anything, but count only on yourself. Sagittarius loves cozy people, without hidden thorns and deep pools in their character. He loves it when you can talk to a person about anything without arguing or finding out who is more right – when it is precisely such intimate conversations and lively, sincere warmth in the relationship that is most important for both. Such people become part of Sagittarius’ life, and he worries about them as much as about himself.
Sagittarians are not afraid to admit anything. They are afraid that their confessions will be misunderstood because most often this is what happens.
Capricorn.
Capricorns know that there is a time for everything. There are events whose course no one can change; there is a destiny thanks to which they will sooner or later find their place in life. True Capricorns will never smile at people who are unpleasant to them. But they will behave politely towards everyone – their upbringing will not allow them to descend into rudeness.
By the way, a stranger or a random person will not be able to offend Capricorn: Capricorns cannot be seriously offended by people whom they do not value.
Most Capricorns believe that there is age discrimination: the older Capricorn, the more childish he is. Capricorns love strange people. Capricorns do not like being touched just like that: either there is something between you, or you are a cat, or “Don’t touch me please.”
If you want to please Capricorn, then be sincere, don’t joke now and then, and don’t use florid words: what is simply, clearly, and reasonably said comes to Capricorn the fastest and he likes it the most. Do you know why Capricorns are sometimes called strange and on their own? Because they strive to live the way they want, and not the way many are accustomed to.
If there is a Capricorn among your loved ones, then you are not afraid of any enemies or problems. Capricorn is not afraid of time, distance, or difficulties. After all, they are the ones who help Capricorn realize his strength, become himself, and respect himself as an individual!
Aquarius.
Sometimes people think that they have some kind of special power over Aquarius. This is not so. Most of all, people are offended by Aquarius because they cannot and do not want to meet their expectations. If Aquarius behaves like a child, then he is happy.
A true Aquarius is characterized by some kind of unearthly intelligence. Aquarians are not surprised by someone’s oddities… They can’t always explain their own! The reality of Aquarius women is such that it is not so important to have a man nearby as to the absence of an idiot who takes everything out of your vitality.
When all their plans collapse, Aquarians smile, look great, and know that if it didn’t work out the way they wanted, then it will be even better later! For Aquarians, the aftertaste very often decides everything. In everything. It all depends on what you feel after – after communication, after a kiss, after a quarrel, after coffee, after a look.
If you meet an Aquarius who is devoid of energy and strength, who has no desires, and who has stopped dreaming, it is not because he is a sad weakling. But because this Aquarius has been very strong for too long. When Aquarians want to escape reality, they withdraw into themselves.
Pisces.
Pisces have an excellent memory: they never forget to treat themselves well. The bad can be forgiven and thrown away, but the goodwill warms the soul even after years. Pisces will never forget someone who was with them in difficult times.
It’s good that no one can read the thoughts of Pisces, otherwise, the image of shy and self-conscious people would go to hell. There are devils in still waters – this is about Pisces. Pisces are not afraid to feel, they are afraid to drown in feelings.
If you have to choose, instead of the fashionable and eloquent ones, Pisces will choose the economical and silent ones. For Pisces, one person can become the whole world. Pisces often want to have a heart-to-heart talk with someone. Looking at the night sky together, discussing something, dreaming together, remembering beautiful and funny moments from the past, being silent meaningfully…
Only a Pisces woman is capable of seriously asking the question: Why do I need this man in the house if I solve all my problems myself? Suddenness is the middle name of Pisces! They suddenly became sad, suddenly laughed, suddenly became offended… Pisces are perhaps the most unobtrusive sign of the Zodiac, but if they need something, they will achieve it.
