Never Go On Vacation With These Zodiac Signs, You Might Regret It
It’s the moment we wait for all year. Summer and its long vacations are often synonymous with good times. So there’s no question of ruining your plans by choosing the wrong travel partners. We’ve warned you…
Each astrological sign has its role. Capricorn plans the road trip through a color-coded PowerPoint, Gemini takes care of the playlist, and Cancer takes charge of organizing meals. The zodiac is a well-oiled machine. Well, that was without counting on these four horsemen of hell who may well ruin all the plans!
ARIES AND ITS EXCESSIVENESS
As soon as they arrived at the rental, the Aries massacred the lock, alerting the neighbors with impressive cries because “the key wouldn’t fit.” They will inevitably get into a fight with the local bartenders, getting you banned from the nicest cocktail bars. In addition, they tend to play the little bosses and will want to choose the spot on the beach as well as the restaurant at all costs. For more peace, next year, consider taking a Cancer in your suitcases.
VIRGOS AND THEIR CONTROL FREAK SIDE
From breakfast onwards, they silently judge you as they butter their toast with all the passive-aggressiveness they have. You got up much later than them, which already makes you late for the day’s schedule that she sent you three weeks ago, in PDF. The anxious Virgo organizes her vacation like her daily life: down to the millimeter. Every minute must be made the most of and there is no question of hanging around during a spontaneous stroll. For relaxation, think about inviting a Taurus next time.
LIBRAS AND THEIR INDECISION
Where to go? Which hotel to choose? Which sandals to take and which postcard to send? No need to ask them, they don’t know. They will invariably end up making the decision that suits everyone while complaining copiously that it’s not the place they prefer “but oh well”. At the restaurant, they will be on the verge of crying in front of the menu if it is too long. You will spend your vacation making decisions for them, which will only delight you if you are an Aries.
PISCES AND THEIR AIRHEADS
She forgot her suitcase on the train when she arrived, missed her stop and she didn’t see the sunburn or the “dangerous swimming” sign coming. Your Pisces girlfriend will disappear on the beach during a party and while you are already dealing with the missing person notice, she will reappear like a flower the next day, visibly surprised by your concern. You don’t have children? Going on vacation with a Pisces will make you feel like you have one. Next time, take the dog.
